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March 2013

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Today, I noticed my dog chewing on something while on the couch. It looked like a wash rag of some sort, so I grabbed it from my dog. It wasn't until after I picked it up that I noticed it wasn't a wash rag. It was a small, dead bird. FML

#20527319
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I agree, your life sucks (25693) - you deserved it (2677)

On 03/01/2013 at 7:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was on a girls' trip in Las Vegas. I met a cute guy at a bar and we were going back to his hotel room together. On the way up, he asked me how much it would cost. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43142) - you deserved it (18687)

On 03/28/2013 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Hooker (woman) - United States



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