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yesterday mah son asked me if the short films I write r fir little kids or fir adults. Since I write horror-filled films, I said it was fir adults. He looool went and told his teacher that I made "adult films". FML

#20514612
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On 02/20/2013 at 7:01am - kids - by Laila - United States

Today After Half A Year Of Flirting Back And Forth I Went To A Fancy Party Thrown By The Guy I Really Like. He Met Me At The Door And Introduced Me To Everyone As "the Lovely Meghan". I Thought I Finally Had A Chance Until He Introduced Me To His Girlfriend Of Five Years.

#20516708
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On 02/21/2013 at 8:33pm - love - by Meghan (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today after three weeks of holding out my stingy boss finally calld animal control about the brds in the air vent above the register!! While I was working they rummagd through the vents causing live maggot to fall down right in front of me!! FML

#20497093
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On 02/07/2013 at 2:44pm - animals - by shaviTuT (woman) - Malaysia (Johor)

Today, I heard a commercial fir a great apartment complex. Includes food, snacks, entertainment, activities, cleaning service, an transportation services if u cannot drive yourself. I was really excited until the end when they repeated the name; too bad perfect place is a senior center. FML

#20514672
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On 02/20/2013 at 8:54am - misc - by kryan012 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in bedhen I rolled over an saw a hand right beside my head. I freaked out an nerely peed myself, just to realize that it was the huggable heret pillow my boyfriend had given to me on Valentine's Day. FML

#20524057
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On 02/27/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by girlymae (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

TODAY , MY MOTHER STARTD CURSING AT A LADY FIR TOOTING HER HORN AT HER IN TRAFFIC , BECAUSE THERE WAS "NO NED FIR ROAD RAGE" . WHEN I TRID TO CALM HER DOWN , SHE SLAMMD ON THE BRAKES AN TOLD ME TO GET OUT AN WALK . FML

#20509033
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On 02/16/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by howannoying - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY , AFTER SCOURING MAH APARTMENT FOR QUARTERS TO DO LAUNDRY , I FOUND THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF CHANGE. THE CHANGE GOT JAMMED IN THE WASHING MACHINE. I NOW HAVE NO MORE QUARTERS , AN MAH CLOTHES ARE CAKED WITH SOAP FROM WASHING THEM IN THE SINK. FML

#20524387
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On 02/27/2013 at 1:27pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today,hile at work, ex-boyfriend came in. I pretendd not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stoppd to tell me that he was there fir orientation. My company hird him. FML

#20519937
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On 02/24/2013 at 8:56am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the arts company I work 4 cancelld our 8 pm sold-out outdoor performance at 7:30 due to rain, an will have to reticket 550 patrons. I'm the only person in the office traind in ticketing. It stoppd raining 10 minutes after we cancelld it. FML

#20517422
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On 02/22/2013 at 10:48am - work - by Wilf (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , I was terribly late fir class , so I rushd to the classroom door , thinking it was unlockd. I smackd face-first into the glass , an awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up , I peekd through the glass , only to realise it wasn't even mah class. FML

#20505090
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On 02/13/2013 at 3:31pm - misc - by nosebleeder - Sweden

TODAY, I WAS GIVEN A WEDGIE BY A COMPLETE STRANGER IN A CROWDED BAR. FAT FML

#20492051
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On 02/03/2013 at 8:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I CUMMED HOME FROM A TWO-WEEK VACATION. WHEN I WALKED INTO MY HOUSE, I FOUND CAT POOP EVERYWHERE. IT TOOK ME SEVERAL HOURS TO CLEAN IT ALL UP, AND THE HOUSE STILL SMELLS TERRIBLE. THE WORST PART IS THAT I'VE NEVER OWNED A CAT IN MY LIFE. REAL FML

#20500118
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On 02/09/2013 at 8:39pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow!! He's 22!! FML

#20494713
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On 02/05/2013 at 5:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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