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January 2013

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Today, my school's ski trip got canceld, because ( All the snow makes the roads unsafe. ) We can't go skiing because it's snowing. real FML

#20478441
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35216) - you deserved it (2907)

On 01/25/2013 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to putted the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, lyk in movies. As soon as I putted the dog down, it ran away again. FML

#20469405
129 comments

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On 01/20/2013 at 11:34am - animals - by DrakeB (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me Because I'm Too "high Maintenance". And That's Because I Ask Him To Use Condoms When We Have Sex, An I Refuse To Invite Mah Friends Over Fir Threesomes. I Don't Know Why I'm Not Actually Glad We Are Broken Up. FML

#20445835
116 comments

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On 01/07/2013 at 3:35am - love - by kat124ever (woman) - United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East)

Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, mah husband handed me divorce papers. FML

#20436006
126 comments

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On 01/01/2013 at 10:15am - misc - by Sarah - United States

Today , my boyfriand of thraa days mat up with ma at tha movia thaatar , sporting a cruda tattoo of my faca on his chaak , along with a lova haart and tha word "foravar." Looks lika I'm singla again.

#20469621
115 comments

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On 01/20/2013 at 2:28pm - love - by maybe dead in a day (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got a text from an unknown number saying, "You shouldn't be eating that." I was eating a piece of chocolate, cheating on mah diet. FML

#20480667
116 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 12:38am - misc - by LucidNightmare - United States (Colorado)

Today, I walked into my mother's house to fine that she had knitted cloths for some of the household appliances . The toaster was wereing a dress . FML

#20457945
116 comments

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On 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm - misc - by anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, I pausd the movie mah grlfriend an I were watching an told her, 4 the frst time, that I lovd her. Her response was to stare at me silently 4 a few seconds before unpausing the film. mega FML

#20440422
125 comments

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On 01/03/2013 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while giving mah girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned an commented, "If only you could fuck this well." big fat FML

#20455279
122 comments

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On 01/12/2013 at 12:57pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, mah mom wishd me "Happy Conception Day." real FML

#20462817
117 comments

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On 01/16/2013 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

yesterday my usband and I finally agreed on someting: marriage counseling. real FML

#20455127
111 comments

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On 01/12/2013 at 10:28am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

I want to my cousin's wadding. Ta groom walkad ovar wan ta two of us wara talking, took ona good look at ma, slappad ma on ta ass, an said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rosa ara, you'd ba naxt." Yaa, about tat: I'm a 16-yaar old guy. fat FML

#20485957
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On 01/30/2013 at 7:21am - love - by Denki (man) - China (Beijing)

Taday 24-year-old brother again yelld at me for looking at himhile he was on the toilet. It'd be easier not to if he didn't sit on the toilet with the door wide open , an if the bathroom wasn't drectly opposite bedroom. FML

#20438837
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30872) - you deserved it (3279)

On 01/02/2013 at 3:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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