Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
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On 12/06/2012 at 2:18am - animals - by psd60 - United States (Texas)
Today, I was on a crowded bus when the woman behind me vomited. The guy next to her was a sympathy puker. So were 3 other people. There was no room to escape. FML
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On 12/14/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by MiscHats (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML
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On 12/25/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by everore - United States (Utah)
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
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On 12/22/2012 at 6:21am - misc - by divingconfidence (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML
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On 12/06/2012 at 7:19pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML
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On 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm - money - by Money-money-money (woman) - France
Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML
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On 12/04/2012 at 12:16pm - work - by mdg (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my husband told my mother-in-law that we're trying to have a baby. She decided to call me and explain in extreme detail what positions to try, and when. FML
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On 12/17/2012 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by crazy mother in law (woman) -
Today, while my mother was driving me to school, her coffee started to spill. So like a normal parent, she held it over my lap. FML
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On 12/13/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my daughter had the words "Always classy, never trashy" tattooed across her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
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On 12/15/2012 at 3:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my skydiving instructor casually remarked that he wouldn't mind "diving into" me sometime. He was strapped to my back the whole way down. FML
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On 12/31/2012 at 5:44pm - intimacy - by _The__Doctor_ (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
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On 12/23/2012 at 3:24am - animals - by Kate (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML
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On 12/01/2012 at 5:00am - misc - by hinowdie - United States
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