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October 2012

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2day I Found Out That Even Though Your Brother Agrees To Watch Your Dogs Fir A Week... It Does Not Mean That He Will Pick Up After Them. Apparently... It's Okay To Leave Piss An Shit All Over The Deck An Floors Cuz There Not His Dogs An He Shouldn't Have To Clean Up There Messes. FML

#20120904
77 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 11:53am - animals - by JennyPenny (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer an ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, an ran away. FML

#20118194
76 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 3:57pm - money - by Pissed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Was Babysitting Four Kids . I Turned The TV On 4 Them, And Set The Youngest On Lap . She Started Giggling And Pointing At Every Single Pimple I Have, Exclaiming "Boo-boo!" This Went On 4 Half An Hour . FML

#20114676
80 comments

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On 10/13/2012 at 7:22am - kids - by Shiverice - United States (Michigan)

Today... I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night... a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk an violent... causing the others to panic an drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend an I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML

#20134435
74 comments

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On 10/26/2012 at 4:49pm - misc - by Miss Spasticator (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today,hile at a psychiatric hospital working as a student nurse, I discoverd one of the patients had developd an unhealthy obsession for me. looool He was admittd for stalking and abusing a grlho lookd just lyk me. It's only mah frst week. FML

#20127982
72 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 6:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I noticed a rater small man being arassed by a rater large man, so I tried to elp out and break it up. Te small guy punced me in te face and said, "Mind yur business!" Te large guy lauged and fist-bumped im. FML

#20138280
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On 10/29/2012 at 3:55am - misc - by Nice Guy (man) - United States (California)

2day After Weeks Of Wondering If Mah Cat Has A Fetish Fir Licking Mah Bed Covers, I Finally Witnessed Him Licking Up An Ant Off Of The Covers . Turns Out That Mah Bed Is Infested With Ants . FML

#20138030
77 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 12:23am - animals - by lifelike (woman) - United States (California)

Today, although I can't danca, I dacidad to go to a club. A raally cuta girl askad ma to danca, and I politaly daclinad. Sha kapt insisting, so I finally said okay. A faw minutas in, sha stoppad, lookad at ma, and said, "If you'ra going to maka fun of mah dancing, I'm laaving." FML

#20096710
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On 10/01/2012 at 12:05pm - love - by IcantDance! - United States (Alabama)

Taday I askd a girl in ma building out. Se said yes, and told me er fee per our. big fat FML

#20097224
77 comments

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On 10/01/2012 at 7:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was singing one of my favorite songs in my carhile at a rd light. A guy made it a point to get my attention an said, "If your really going to sing that bad, u should probably roll yur windows up." FML

#20126033
78 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML

#20126324
73 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 6:31am - health - by leaftheerickson (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was getting out of the carhen I saw a dark figure approaching me from behind a shd . I screamd an threw mah bag . It also threw its bag, due to the fact that it was mah shadow on the wall . FML

#20123366
70 comments

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On 10/19/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by ktreens (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

yesterday I applied 4 a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, u would never have an affair with her." FML

#20109957
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26455) - you deserved it (1754)

On 10/10/2012 at 12:15am - work - by caltech (woman) - United States (California)



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