Today, I finally received my passport. Too bad my flight to Italy left last week. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 11:22pm - misc - by ontherun2012 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, after finally returning to my house after over a year overseas, I found that my neighbours built a wall covering the only window in my bedroom. Not only is my room eternally musty and pitch black, but the council won't accept my complaint, because apparently my window was illegally built. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by BLAH (woman) - Philippines
Today, I learned that it doesn't matter how good you've screwed a satellite dish onto the side of your house, it won't stop the wind the ripping it off and taking half the wall with it. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 2:03am - misc - by Blueshock08 - United States (Florida)
Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 9:18am - health - by prettysmellingbedroom - United States
Today, my mother used global warming as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - Belgium (Brabant Wallon)
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by tkr (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 1:38am - misc - by whyme (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 10:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)
Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 11:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 5:28am - money - by carssuck - United States
Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by vw (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by Saw (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)
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