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Monday 25 February 2013

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Today, I came home to find that while my husband and children were mindlessly watching TV, one of our dogs got into the cupboard that stores the deep fryer. He got the lid off, ate all of the old oil and barfed everything up on the couch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28113) - you deserved it (4104)

On 02/25/2013 at 2:25am - animals - by Sammy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33299) - you deserved it (2096)

On 02/25/2013 at 2:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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