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Tuesday 22 January 2013

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Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29372) - you deserved it (2902)

On 01/22/2013 at 1:49pm - work - by me - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27799) - you deserved it (5666)

On 01/22/2013 at 7:29pm - work - by milkshake - United States (Texas)



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