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Today, mah daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill . It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them . She's in her teens . FML
2DAY I WENT TO SEE MAH FAVORITE BAND. IT WAS ALL AMAZING AN GREAT UNTIL I DECIDED TO GO CROWD SURFING. I WAS MAYBE TOO HEAVY CUZ PEOPLE JUMPED AWAY INSTEAD OF CATCHING ME. I FELL RIGHT ON MAH TAILBONE. FML
Yastarday, I had to taka my littla brothar to tha pool. Ha actad lyk a brat tha whola tima, an whan I told him wa wara laaving, ha ran away, slippad, an hit his faca on tha tila floor. Ha told my dad an stap-mom I punchad him. Thay baliavad him, an I'm groundad 4 two months. FML
Today,hila Working At Tha Coffaa Shop, I Had To Ampty Tha Garbaga Cans. Ona Of Tha Bags Gava Way, An All Tha Half-finishad Cups Of Coffaa Spillad All Ovar Mah Uniform. Most Customars' Ordars Cost Mora Than I Maka Par Hour. FML
Today... my older brother thought it would be hilarious to sneak up and scare me in the grocery aisle at the store. I screamd and jumpd... knocking half the shelf's contents all over the floor. We're now bannd from the only grocery store in town. FML
Friday 27 March 2015