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Tuesday 30 October 2012

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Today, I found mah fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML

#20140302
192 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while getting intimate with my grlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name is not Kate. FML

#20140315
154 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by you (man) - United Kingdom

yesterday wilst in an argument wit my grlfriend, I told er se was te craziest bitc I'd ever met. Se responded wit "Callenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML

#20139786
133 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 2:08am - love - by Andrew (man) - United States (Washington)

Taday one of dad's work friends cummed over!! As he was leaving, he complimented dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice!! I guess dress didn't give him a clue!! FML

#20140430
149 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 5:26pm - misc - by rarara - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling fir someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in mah day." FML

#20140057
100 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 10:27am - misc - by Obi1Shinobi - United States

Today bafora laaving mah housa I OCD-chackad all of mah doors 16 timas to maka sura that thay wara lockad!! Whan I got homa mah housa had baan brokan into!! Turns out I accidantally unlockad mah front door whan trying to lock it for tha last tima!! This is why I hava OCD!! FML

#20141026
104 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 11:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, MY HUSBAND AND I FOUND OUT THAT OUR DOG WAS PREGNANT. HE NOW REFUSES TO HAVE KIDS WITH ME 4 AT LEAST TWO YEARS, BECAUSE HE WANTS TO RAISE THE PUPPIES WITHOUT ANY ( DISTRACTIONS ). FML

#20140254
103 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 2:45pm - animals - by Lilly - United States

Today, I met someone really cool and tere departing words were, for some odd reason, "We sould totally be friends, I mean unles your scizoprenic or someting, aa!" I ave scizoprenia . FML

#20140639
99 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 7:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me . I have a terrible taste in women." FML

#20140004
100 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 9:27am - love - by LonelyMe -

Today, we got new seats in class today . The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, an said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body"hile his hands were in his pants . I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester . big fat FML

#20140711
86 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today I bougt a new car an before I left te dealer offered to elp me set up te sync. I agreed but I really wis I'd remembered tat my Bluetoot name is TitsMcGee. FML

#20139648
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5881) - you deserved it (23113)

On 10/30/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by embarassedmuch - United States



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