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Taday one of dad's work friends cummed over!! As he was leaving, he complimented dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice!! I guess dress didn't give him a clue!! FML
Today bafora laaving mah housa I OCD-chackad all of mah doors 16 timas to maka sura that thay wara lockad!! Whan I got homa mah housa had baan brokan into!! Turns out I accidantally unlockad mah front door whan trying to lock it for tha last tima!! This is why I hava OCD!! FML
Today, we got new seats in class today . The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, an said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body"hile his hands were in his pants . I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester . big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015