baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Anonymous
Piedmont, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Jackedup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
fuckmuppeter512
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Nick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML
rj
Goddard, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
Anonymous
United States
Rollercoaster
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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ilovefmlife 0
oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.
RiverRelic 0
She's telling you because you are the "sweet" guy who will now take care of her and her bastard. She puts out for tools but she'll let you get a taste now because of this accident. "You're such a sweet caring guy. I'm glad I have you around. I'll never be that stupid again." I'd say run, but chances are, if you are that guy you'll just be the sucker. Then, when you are watching the kid, she'll be letting another tool tap that.
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Comments (288)
jessxoxo28 5
omg.... thats sucks... whose the daddy?
Lx416 0
Damn datsphucked sorry bud. -Ł
Lx416 0
Wait, does her name happen to be Precious...? LMAO because that happend to a person I know -Ł
kofinater 3
Idk, about a daddy, this sounds like Jesus's story to me :D
sonasonic 34
man are you so lucky! dump that cheating bitch!
Niahbby 0
Then theres no need for DNA tests
kiki123_55555 0
#2. yeah. save some cash
Burner2K0 0
The art of betrayal. :)
HeyitsPheddy 0
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time to bring up the A word...
flockz 20
apples?
the_enigma1019 1
Aardvarks?
coolsunshinebear 14
they're not married
PSYqualiac 17
Aflac?
null_fml 11
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Wait!! I think I just figured out your situation for you! If you haven't had sex yet, then that must mean she got pregnant from another guy!
crandall 0
Thanks captain obvious
XanderScythe 11
Your name should be Dull*
Ted10003 3
NOOOOO
Old unused 13
Thank you for enlightening us.
ilovefmlife 0
oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.
ImSoSloth 0
you're*
calicokitea 0
At least you don't have to worry about it being yours or not! :)
penizulaface 0
#5 your quick wit amazes me. i think i love you.
Luckster 0
Time to find a new girlfriend.
jm88 0
#4, why be involved with a "shmashmorshion" with that ho? Drop herrrrrrrrrr