Kids: Today, my 12-year-old stepchild told me he’s been deliberately...

By Kerkie - 24/01/2018 19:30 - United States - North Kingstown

Today, my 12-year-old stepchild told me he’s been deliberately wetting - and sometimes crapping - the bed because he’s too lazy to get up and knows it’s someone else’s problem to clean up after him. It’s been going on for years. FML

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By tony - 24/07/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, while I was asleep, my three-year-old cousin wet the bed again. MY bed. FML

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That's not a child, that's a bio-hazard!

By Anonymous - 08/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Thomasville

Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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By Angrymom - 22/10/2018 22:00

Today, my teenage son informed me that when he’s too lazy to walk to the bathroom, he uses the kitchen sink as a toilet. I use that sink every day to wash vegetables for my family's dinner. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:43 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 01:55 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML

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By sickness and health my sphincter - 22/03/2013 21:53 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML

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Teenage Riot

By Anonymous - 30/05/2021 11:00

Today, my son had a screaming meltdown because I told him to clean his own room and that I refuse to be treated like his personal maid. He’s 16. FML

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By samabomination - 02/06/2013 08:29 - United States - Monroeville

Today, my step-dad's three year old granddaughter slept over. She insisted she didn't need a diaper to go to sleep and they put her in my bed with me, actually believing that she didn't need a diaper. Not only did she kick me all night, but I had the joy of waking up to her peeing on me. FML

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Thursday 25 January 2018 1:34

I bet he won't be lazy if he has to wash the sheets himself. He's old enough.

fayrafox 5

Thursday 25 January 2018 1:51

And that is when you start making him get his sheets clean. Show him how, and then make it his responsibility. If his dad disagrees, it is now his responsibility.

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_ali__cat_ 14

Thursday 25 January 2018 1:34

I bet he won't be lazy if he has to wash the sheets himself. He's old enough.

onceuponatime456 16

Thursday 25 January 2018 1:40

Time to have a chat with his father!

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 25 January 2018 1:49

Damn, it kid! If you're going to act like a baby, wear some diapers! Don't expect others to change them for you though.

fayrafox 5

Thursday 25 January 2018 1:51

And that is when you start making him get his sheets clean. Show him how, and then make it his responsibility. If his dad disagrees, it is now his responsibility.

GamerChickxoxo 16

Thursday 25 January 2018 2:25

buy some depends and let him know that its his job to take care of his elders if hes gonna pull that shit. sit down at the dinner table right beside him and take the biggest most foul dump of your life. he won't step out of line again.

electrodude 15

Thursday 25 January 2018 3:47

Un his nose in it

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Thursday 25 January 2018 4:01

what! he would have been helping me with the laundry after the 3rd strike!

Chazzster 28

Thursday 25 January 2018 4:24

If you let this go on for years without consequences then you both deserve it. As an absolute minimum the child should be cleaning up the mess themselves. That creates an incentive not to do it.

Yudith 24

Thursday 25 January 2018 18:33

I'm pretty sure he just started when he became someone's stepson, for the sole purpose of annoying his step-mom. His dad has to discipline him. The prospect of staying forever alone, along with strategically placed photos of his son's deed, might convince him.