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Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18882) - you deserved it (1677)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:16pm - money - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Texas)

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