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Today, I got into a heated argument at a restaurant with a guy I am seeing because he refused to let me pay for the bill and I thought it was sexist. When he finally agreed, I gave the waiter my card, only to have him return a minute later telling me it was declined. FML

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On 06/17/2009 at 11:25am - money - by feminist (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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Wow...there's really no need to get into a heated argument about it.

#2 - On 06/17/2009 at 5:12pm by britches

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girl, it's just polite, classy, traditional. get over yourself

it's nothing to get in a heated argument about, either. come on, if you offer to pay half and he declines, accept graciously. it makes you seem like less of a bitch.

#6 - On 06/17/2009 at 5:18pm by organismal

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