Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML
I agree, your life sucks (15433) - you totally deserved it (3809)
On 01/24/2009 at 5:50am - money - by waitingformyfoodstamps - United States (Pennsylvania)
WTF are you doing posting thjis here? You should be busy thinking about the nastiest revenge possible and act upon it.
#5 - On 02/09/2009 at 2:13am by blimpblimp
(0)Bad breakup eh? I reserve my vote on whether it's your fault or not until I know if you cheated on your ex.
This is why you should *always* check over your resume before you send it out. Always.
#7 - On 02/11/2009 at 11:32am by Andy
(0)deserved. I'm sure whatever you did to him was way worse!
#12 - On 02/24/2009 at 2:53am by nhomerding
(0)I think they're here for suggestions, #6. If it's not already too late, might I recommend immolation?
#13 - On 02/27/2009 at 3:13pm by genericnickname
(0)that's not cool... but hey, at least it was honest!
#17 - On 03/05/2009 at 2:14pm by OMGyoupeople
(0)Pwned!!!! what a douche. even if you did do something bad to your ex.
#23 - On 10/29/2009 at 12:49am by Guitarist45
(0)Should have kept in safe place where they couldn't find.
#28 - On 07/29/2010 at 1:27am by walkmywaynot
