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By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked 2 miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager and everyone in line behind me. I walked 2 miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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By ulring - 12/02/2012 00:53 - United States

Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML

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By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By Folding money - 12/09/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I was at Aldi when I realized I'd left my wallet at home. I tried to convince the cashier to let me pay with an IOU, but they just gave me a skeptical look and said, "This isn't the 1880s, dude." I had to leave my cart of groceries and walk out empty-handed. FML

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By picklemonger - 08/12/2011 19:58 - Canada

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

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By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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By Dylan - 15/10/2023 06:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I went to the supermarket to buy just one item - a single, ripe avocado. After spending way too long choosing the perfect one, I got to the checkout counter. I'd left my wallet at home. I had to abandon my poor avocado. FML

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By Lou - 01/06/2010 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML

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juicy_extasy 25

Sunday 25 October 2015 16:16

Been there OP. Have a sticky note on your door to remind to check for the essentials before ever leaving home

MsConfusedd 27

Sunday 25 October 2015 16:19

Sounds like it's time for a pizza delivery.

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juicy_extasy 25

Sunday 25 October 2015 16:16

Been there OP. Have a sticky note on your door to remind to check for the essentials before ever leaving home

friday9733 11

Sunday 25 October 2015 17:12

Gotta give yourself a pat down when you leave. Wallet, phone, keys.

wobbly1 16

Monday 26 October 2015 0:10

do the sign of the cross before you leave. spectical, testicals, wallet and phone. .Don't leave home without them.

may14th 26

Sunday 25 October 2015 16:18

It's only annoying for the employees because they have to put everything back. it's nothing personal, don't be embarrassed!

GigaPudding_fml 24

Sunday 25 October 2015 21:10

I agree! Nothing to be embarrassed about, I bet they were all feeling sorry for you. And let's just hope OP wasn't going to buy a lot of things that you pack yourself, like fruit and such.

lukian_fml 29

Monday 26 October 2015 3:58

They don't have to put everything back. Ask them to hold it for you while you go get your money!

TheCrazier 3

Monday 26 October 2015 22:27

i used to work at a grocery store and that was pretty common but it creates jobs. we literally had a position to do that all day. its like reverse shopping

Herrera239 8

Tuesday 27 October 2015 7:39

Some stuff can't be put back like refrigerated items it has to be thrown out

MsConfusedd 27

Sunday 25 October 2015 16:19

Sounds like it's time for a pizza delivery.

LilMissCanadian 22

Sunday 25 October 2015 21:42

Couldn't have come up with a better solution.

anonymuse_fml 31

Sunday 25 October 2015 21:43

When is it not time for a pizza delivery?

9onbreak78 11

Saturday 31 October 2015 19:38

It's not Delivery, It's Digorno, lol

Wizardo 33

Sunday 25 October 2015 16:19

Next time do the tap test. Tap every pocket to make sure you have your possessions with you. Assign an item to each pocket to make it easier!

JustinJK 21

Monday 26 October 2015 6:46

What if they forget to do the tap test? !

daGun 18

Sunday 25 October 2015 16:21

I understand. Some customers come by the store and they left their card or wallet at home. I can't do anything for them, but they shouldn't have looked at you like that.