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Today, I got a ticket for speeding in a school zone. The school hasn't even been built yet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48159) - you deserved it (8467)

On 10/03/2013 at 2:23am - money - by joecool3426 (man) - United States

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Police officers have multi-personalities:
"I'm here to help."
"FUCK YOU YOU'RE GOING 21 IN A 20 ZONE."

#3 - On 10/03/2013 at 10:47am by BntyHntrSeattle

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Were there signs?

#1 - On 10/03/2013 at 10:46am by Welshite

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