Today, I got a ticket for speeding in a school zone. The school hasn't even been built yet. FML
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Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket for doing 38mph in a 45mph zone. Apparently you can be cited for "impeding traffic" even when you're the only car on the road. FML
It never rains, it pours
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Fake plates
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Today, I got a ticket from a cop for not riding my bike in the bike lane. I wasn't riding in the bike lane because I was avoiding construction work. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Speed racer
Today, I got a speeding ticket. My speedometer got busted a few weeks back, rendering it useless. My father, a former mechanic, decided it's not worth the trouble of going in and fixing it. "Just keep with traffic when you're on the highway; you'll be fine." This $150 fee says otherwise. FML
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Welshite 39
Were there signs?
Welshite 39
Most officers I know are reasonable and respectable. The few who aren't ruin the reputation of the rest, similar to the idiots who ruin it for those who have some small amount of common sense.
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Welshite 39
Were there signs?
MikeonFML 17
Regardless, the goal of reduced speed in a school zone is to protect unaware children/increased slow traffic, so prior to any activities going on it shouldn't matter. The other options are however that it was a construction Zone, which would require signs, or they wanted people to get used to slowing down around that area, which would certainly require signs since they obviously wouldn't rely on the inference of every driver... More concisely, if there weren't signs OP shouldn't be subject to punishment.
jw90 18
@ 1 they were invisible.
ChevyRedneck85 13
Well I was brought up that no matter what you don't go near the road without an adult. So the unaware kids statement should honestly fall back on the parents.
tackblog 14
And?
Warmonger_Smurf 29
#9 In Oregon they removed the "when children present" and changed it to a set start and end time.
\ 28
Discourage the behavior before it starts...
raven_of_azarath 34
@ 35 What about high schools? Should parents have to be present then too?
jjmiller1001 17
do they even have speed limit signs up yet?
rokemay 10
Just because there's no sign posted, doesn't mean there's no speed limit. Here, most cities have a sign that says the speed limit is x unless otherwise posted. That way, even if there is no sign, you can't go a ridiculous speed and use that as an excuse
rocker_chick105 31
55- yes, but school's usually have reduced speed limit signs because of the unaware children. My school has signs that limit the speed to 20 mph. The signs have lights and are only active when the lights are flashing (during school days and hours)
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Police officers have multi-personalities: "I'm here to help." "**** YOU YOU'RE GOING 21 IN A 20 ZONE."
Welshite 39
Most officers I know are reasonable and respectable. The few who aren't ruin the reputation of the rest, similar to the idiots who ruin it for those who have some small amount of common sense.
Shade1982 20
Yeah, same here too. Most are decent folks, as long as you behave...
feldco1 17
Were they starting the construction though? Maybe it was considered speeding in a work zone if so.
sarcasticlover 30
poor you...but u can't do much another than paying the fine!
Dre27 20
You can actually go to court and argue it, depending on weather signs were up yet OP could get out of it
sarcasticlover 30
*whether well that depends on the OP
patrickalamo 47
@5 last time I was told that, I hit the city with 15 pages of discovery and asked for a change of venue to the county court. They dropped the charge.
blcksocks 19
I would contest that if I had a clean driving record. Judges usually pardon them in such cases
RedPillSucks 31
Yes. It's called "Prayer for Judgment Continued" (PJC). It's usually the first thing out of my mouth when I'm in court.
ThatFancyPenn 18
Maybe the police are desperate since the shutdown...
LowExpectations 30
Police are State funded, not Federal.
SexualAtheist 3
I learned something today
outoftown 26
42 - Some police do get federal funding.
Delanto 7
Yeah, federal departments like the FBI and DEA who don't issue traffic citations.
peacejunior 12
It is good they reinforcing the law ahead of the school opening. That way the kids are safer
snugglesMcGee199 23
Which kids? The ones who aren't there?
MooseKnuckle5150 13
I just mentally punched you in the face. #11
peacejunior 12
Hey, your mental punch really hurts:) My little brother sustained a head injury in his second grade while getting into his school. The car driver blamed the city council, because weeks ago there was no active school. Just a building. He didn't even apologize.
peacejunior 12
better safe than sorry
noobsatin 19
you can't go fast cuz you might kill a child, you can't go slow cuz you might kidnap the child. so many rules.
niftyismybitch 21
Is it the Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry?
threer 30
Shhhhh! The muggles might hear you!