Today, I woke up to a warm bed, the morning sunlight bathing my face, and my boyfriend sneaking my credit card out of my purse. FML
by -_- / 08/30/2013 at 4:31pm / United States (Hawaii) / Money
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My first thought was you peed on yourself.
#1 - On 08/30/2013 at 8:21pm by NoorFML
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Wow what a douche! Hopefully you dumped his ass
#2 - On 08/30/2013 at 8:21pm by astralvagan
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