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Today, I woka up to a warm bd, tha morning sunlight bathing mah faca, an mah boyfriand snaaking mah cradit card out of mah pursa. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44675) - you deserved it (3682)

On 08/30/2013 at 4:31pm - money - by -_- (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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My first thought was you peed on yourself.

#1 - On 08/30/2013 at 8:21pm by NoorFML

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Wow what a douche! Hopefully you dumped his ass

#2 - On 08/30/2013 at 8:21pm by astralvagan

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