By Money-money-money - 14/12/2012 02:25 - France

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 520
You deserved it 5 607

Same thing different taste

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Are they American? If so, start them off with a 16 trillion dollar debt.

No. The European union isn't actually real, it is simply a coverup of Russia's world domination plan. Russia secretly owns all of those countries and forced them together to make an economic powerhouse, which will then form with Russia, which has been under the radar. Once Russia is the biggest, most powerful country, they will contact the aliens that built the Egyptian pyramids and ask them for their advanced technology. To resist, the North and South American countries, with USA as their leader, will form the American Union. Then there will be a nuclear war between all of the continents, resulting in the melting of Antarctica. Australians, however, converted the whole continent if Australia into a space ship and they leave to mars. Most of the world will be flooded, except for the highest mountains, the Himalayas. The only survivors will be the Sherpas. Then, from the Bermuda Triangle, there will be a special nuclear toxin causing the bodies in the water to become swimming zombies. The Sherpas will be safe from these zombies because of their cold environment. After the zombies die off, the Sherpas will evolve to become fish-humans. They will build an underwater Atlantis, and in there they will survive the worlds next ice age. Today's society will be forgotten by then. Then the world returns to the way it was, and Panem is born. Thus, the Hunger Games. So who cares about money?

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Are they American? If so, start them off with a 16 trillion dollar debt.

I'd guess they're European; if my money symbols are right, that's a Euro

Yup. They aren't American, otherwise they'd be playing in dollars, not euros

That doesn't make it totally impossible that at least one of the friends is of American origin. People move and travel a lot.

SpikyG 3

Are they French? Get a tank and drive down to Paris. They will surrender in les then a minute.

No. The European union isn't actually real, it is simply a coverup of Russia's world domination plan. Russia secretly owns all of those countries and forced them together to make an economic powerhouse, which will then form with Russia, which has been under the radar. Once Russia is the biggest, most powerful country, they will contact the aliens that built the Egyptian pyramids and ask them for their advanced technology. To resist, the North and South American countries, with USA as their leader, will form the American Union. Then there will be a nuclear war between all of the continents, resulting in the melting of Antarctica. Australians, however, converted the whole continent if Australia into a space ship and they leave to mars. Most of the world will be flooded, except for the highest mountains, the Himalayas. The only survivors will be the Sherpas. Then, from the Bermuda Triangle, there will be a special nuclear toxin causing the bodies in the water to become swimming zombies. The Sherpas will be safe from these zombies because of their cold environment. After the zombies die off, the Sherpas will evolve to become fish-humans. They will build an underwater Atlantis, and in there they will survive the worlds next ice age. Today's society will be forgotten by then. Then the world returns to the way it was, and Panem is born. Thus, the Hunger Games. So who cares about money?

41- What the actual ****? Why would you tell them about the master plan?!

42 - The world needs to know the truth!

Remember to raise it 1 million every minute of gameplay.

SpikyG 3

41 - you forgot to add when France starts crying in front of aliens begging then not to hit Paris. French people in 1940s. German's bitches.

41 - I thoroughly enjoyed that. Thank you :)

ManicGypsy 22

Why did everyone want them to be American so bad?

Proportionally according to the IMF greeces debt is 160% of their gdp while the US owes 103%. Also i dunno about greece but a huge (about half i believe) amount of the US's debt is owed from one gov bureaucracy to another

My thoughts exactly. Thanks, Obama.

WickedFan 12

41-I pray to all that is holy that you have a good imagination and aren't f*cking crazy.

41- best responce I've ever heard, I'd give you many thumbs up of I could

There is knocking on the door there is the Russian symbol on the door. Should I be worried

That's really racist of them. But still funny.

This has nothing to do with racial discrimination. Especially because Greece is not a race.

Thankyou! Hate it when people jump on the 'racist' card when talking about nationalities. People are so quick to try and be PC. Not saying what the friends did was right, but obviously it was in jest and no ill harm was meant.

28, are you kidding? All the kids nowadays want to be Macs. (yes I know you meant politically correct)

#2, personally even if it could be racial, it wouldn't be funny.

this is not racism, Greece is the only ueropean country that has recently failed to deliver proper fiscal and monetary policy:P but it's a funny joke anyway :)

Sulphuric_Glue 16

It's not racism, it's lightheartedly mocking the country of Greece and its national stereotype. All countries have negative national stereotypes. The French are the cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Us British are the tea-drinking imperialists. Americans are fat patriots who hate Muslims. Somalians are pirates. Greeks are people selling dodgy kebabs out of a van who have loads of debt.

Wtf I saw this same exact thing (in French) on VDM a few weeks (or months) ago. Smh. At least be original.

MichellinMan 20

This is why I don't play monopoly anymore. It's starts war between friends.

Statistics show that 1 in 8 friendships end over fights during Monopoly.

This is why I don't play it.. Unless there's a good reward.. If ya know what I mean...

Want to start a war between friends? Play risk.

Nah, Monopoly is a game based purely on luck. So arguments shouldn't be happening. ... Chess on the other hand...

Chess... Fitting game considering your pic >.>

33- statistics also show that 85% of statistics are made up...(:

I accidently disliked this comment. I completely agree tho. I lost my friendships to monopoly :(

MichellinMan 20

110- that would mean that your statistic is also more than likely made up.

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

For a joke? Jesus. That's a bit shallow.

*6 trips* 6's friend: "Haha, get up, loser." 6: "HEY! Some friend you are! I want a friend who's there through thick and thin! Get the **** out of my life!"

KiddNYC1O 20

6- Do you have a boring life?

#30- I was actually giggling out loud at that comment. There was a very good visual description going on there! Thanks for the giggle. Well done.

I'm glad that your friends have good, high brow humor.

That's hilarious lol. They should have given you special cards too like "the angry citizens have burned down your most expensive state you elitist pig".

Someone should create political monopoly where everyone starts the game in the financial state of their country of origin. Sounds just ridiculous and offensive enough to be a bestseller.

gmc_blossom 21

15- That would really suck for those of us who live in the United States.

14 fite me 1v1 i swear ill wrek u i swear on my mum's life and i know u are scard

cradle6 13

For OP, since they're all European, and part of the EU, they all get to share in horrible debt! At least Germany is there to sorta counterbalance!

That's your cue to set an example for your homeland and bounce back!

olpally 32

Monopoly is some serious shit. Do not pass go do not collect $200! Lol.

Actually, since its Greece, it would be: "Do not pass go, do not collect €152.81"