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Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21236) - you deserved it (5841)

On 10/19/2012 at 1:05pm - money - by asparagus piss (man) - United States (Georgia)

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What a bitch

#2 - On 10/19/2012 at 7:09pm by Archay

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Well, she can keep all her stuff in her purse and text you whining until her battery dies while she's living on the street.

#5 - On 10/19/2012 at 7:10pm by zombiekitten87

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