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Today, my car was towed for the second time in front of my own house. They tried to tell me it was because they didn't think I lived there anymore. The person who had it towed had just spoken to me not three hours before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15944) - you deserved it (814)

On 08/29/2012 at 11:01am - money - by drixxy - United States (California)

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Sounds like they have a personal problem with you. FYL

#1 - On 08/29/2012 at 12:53pm by pipeline101

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Clean up around your house so it looks like you live there

#2 - On 08/29/2012 at 12:54pm by adamjohnson

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+42 | 5

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