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Today, I'm so broke that I got buyer's remorse after buying a $2 bottle of pancake syrup. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13302) - you deserved it (1410)

On 08/26/2012 at 5:05pm - money - by Tanuki_paws - United States (Arizona)

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I hope you kept your receipt.

#1 - On 08/26/2012 at 9:09pm by Grimmerie

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Put it over bacon. Bacon solves all.

#6 - On 08/26/2012 at 9:10pm by kidepicfest

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