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Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15623) - you deserved it (1562)

On 08/08/2012 at 12:19am - money - by Heinz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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You should just walk into a random McDonalds and say you forgot to ask for ketchup for your meal. Free ketchup, free happiness, free Carl.

#3 - On 08/08/2012 at 6:01am by Hidur

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Hey, Great Value is still a brand.

#4 - On 08/08/2012 at 6:01am by ThatGenericGuy

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