By Heinz - 08/08/2012 04:19 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML
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Hidur 10

You should just walk into a random McDonalds and say you forgot to ask for ketchup for your meal. Free ketchup, free happiness, free Carl.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Mayo I congratulate you, 27, on a job well done..

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rahrah765765 11

Ket-chup with the times 5, next week it's garlic aioli.

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ChakatBlackstar 29

It's the little things in life you treasure.

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fishface517 10

^ your comment is completely irrelevant.

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fishface517 10

Try finding another job. You can keep all your savings for your special ketchup.

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icrest80 4

Excuse the corny metaphor but they'll never ketchup, to all this energy that ive mustard

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SiriusBlack97 17

Heinz man. Good, you're not one of those Hunt's bastards:).

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portpolsoccer 0

Hey buddy if you can't afford a lot of things why are you on line when you can be using the money you use for Internet for actual life needing things

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gracehi 31

The internet is actually a great, perhaps even essential, job searching tool. Many companies now only have online applications. Stuff that in your pipe and smoke it, Judgy McJudgerson.

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