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Today, I bought a home at a bargain. It will need 5 grand in repairs to fix plumbing and electric, but it's mine. When I pulled up the listing to show pictures to my friends, there was a new listing that was in the same neighborhood, and a larger, nicer house that is move in ready. Same price. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24302) - you deserved it (5061)

On 07/04/2012 at 8:50pm - money - by jenjam (woman) -

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You have 30 days to back out of the contract. Have a go at trying to get out of it.

#3 - On 07/05/2012 at 3:11am by iwasforced

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Aw, don't feel too bad. You only overpaid by five grand.

Once you learn that the faulty plumbing caused 50 grand in foundation damage, then, you can feel bad.

#4 - On 07/05/2012 at 3:12am by perdix

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