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Today, I confronted my husband over the fact that despite me working two jobs to support us for the last three years, we're nowhere near our goal of buying a house. He actually had the brass balls to defend pissing my money down the drain on his ceramic cat collection. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16922) - you deserved it (4004)

On 06/10/2012 at 2:11pm - money - by Catherine (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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"Brass balls." Haaaa... I'm stealing that one.

#2 - On 06/10/2012 at 7:06pm by dougelo7

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What a selfish asshole.

#1 - On 06/10/2012 at 7:06pm by darien987

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