Money and Relatable: Findom - FML

Findom

By fucking bastard - 17/07/2026 22:00 - United States - Newport News

Today, my husband got paid. I checked our bank account and was shocked to see we'd only received $300. I called him, insisting that there was some mistake. He said he'd started a new bank account in his name so he could manage our money on his own, and the $300 was my "allowance". I now want a divorce. FML

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angus 16

Friday 17 July 2026 22:04

Sounds like you need to get a job… nobody does that unless they feel their hard earned cash is being wasted

SAgirl 20

Friday 17 July 2026 22:22

So now you want a divorce because you don't get more money to spend? Sounds like you will be doing him a favor if money is all you want from him.

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angus 16

Friday 17 July 2026 22:04

Sounds like you need to get a job… nobody does that unless they feel their hard earned cash is being wasted

SAgirl 20

Friday 17 July 2026 22:22

So now you want a divorce because you don't get more money to spend? Sounds like you will be doing him a favor if money is all you want from him.

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