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Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32812) - you deserved it (9135)

On 07/24/2011 at 12:22am - money - by Joe thomas - United States (Florida)

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He must have thought you were donating it for his trip back to Oklahoma.

#1 - On 07/24/2011 at 6:19am by marijuanasmoker4

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$2.00 in this economy? No wonder he stole your bike.

#3 - On 07/24/2011 at 6:22am by Jacobt24

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