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The proper way to apply sunblock is to bathe in it for at least 176 hours. If you do that you'll not only be protected from the sun, but possibly a nuclear blast.

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Maybe the OPs skin colour is the same as Voldemorts, that lovely pasty colour. You don't see Voldemort hanging out in the sun now, do you. Tsk.

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That's because the sun is fucking scared of Voldemort. He's like the Chuck Norris of the wizarding world. And Harry is Bruce Lee from Return of the Dragon. It's a stretch. Deal with it.

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In that case, 11, the OP must not be as terrifying as Voldemort/Chuck Norris and therefore should NOT have been in the sun because they're just the pasty disgusting baby thing Voldemort was before he became human. OP you deserve it for being a nasty Voldemort baby.

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18. last time i checked voldemort was always a human, it's his death spell that reflected off Harry and hit him that made him like that.

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53; he must have been! If you've ever looked up "coppercab" on YouTube you'll see how the ginger kids feel about their "soulless" reputation ;) quite hilarious :)

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121, I was going to say that and I was just looking for the bottom of the comments. Fucker. >:(

The proper way to apply sunblock is to bathe in it for at least 176 hours. If you do that you'll not only be protected from the sun, but possibly a nuclear blast.

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