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Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44984) - you deserved it (11200)

On 05/05/2009 at 9:11pm - money - by airborne (man) - United States (California)

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That's a retarded law because it's still legal to talk with bluetooth. Crashes caused by people on phones aren't caused by a hand off the wheel, they're caused because the driver is focusing more on the conversation than on driving. Either make it illegal to talk while driving regardless of whether or not you're using bluetooth or just scrap the law.

#10 - On 05/06/2009 at 4:36am by Diabeetus

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That sucks man. I'm sure if you explain to the judge they should drop the ticket or at least the fee partially.

#1 - On 05/06/2009 at 4:15am by shimmyya88

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