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Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44091) - you deserved it (10688)

On 05/05/2009 at 9:11pm - money - by airborne (man) - United States (California)

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