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Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13863) - you deserved it (5655)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

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You're a swearing, iPhone using elderly person?

#2 - On 05/28/2011 at 5:53am by AScic1

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Lmaoo, you could have been $50 richer if you could control your language. FYL

#1 - On 05/28/2011 at 5:51am by Tima1

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