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By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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By winner winner chicken dinner - 26/09/2018 05:00

Today, I finally won at bingo after playing every Thursday night for months. It was a $750 bingo. I split with 85 other winners. My share was $8. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 08:21 - United States - Pomona

Today, I went to a bingo club with my gran and won the second game and a butthurt old lady accused me of cheating. I ended up being taken aside by an apologetic member of staff and asked to leave. I'm still trying to figure out how you can even cheat at bingo. FML

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By earlytermination - 06/09/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 14:20 - United Kingdom - Bishops Stortford

Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML

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By thiscantbereal00 - 07/01/2022 14:02

Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML

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By goodbye sweet internet - 06/07/2013 18:23 - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 09:07 - Canada

Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML

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By aianmoo16 - 01/05/2016 21:52 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML

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By sourgirl101 - 01/03/2023 06:00

Today, while buying lottery tickets, I mixed up "jackpot" and "scratch off" and asked for "$10 worth of jackoffs." FML

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By janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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AScic1 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 11:53

You're a swearing, iPhone using elderly person?

tpike1296 11

Saturday 28 May 2011 11:58

Well, you'll need a holy **** to feel better after this.

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PYLrulz 17

Saturday 28 May 2011 12:49

holy ****... a new variation to bingo I assume

Jazzalyn 10

Saturday 28 May 2011 12:50

That sucks. Sounds like it was just an automatic reflex caused by OPs excitement having won. Also - bingo isn't just for old people. They play bingo every Wednesday in the cafeteria at my uni.

Monii_Harlz 11

Saturday 28 May 2011 12:56

some people have no sense of humor - don't worry I would have done the same LOL

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 28 May 2011 12:58

What bomb do you recommended using in its place?

kl_beans 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 13:14

you learned a valuable lesson today

SteelCladAngel 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 13:58

LOL well damn...learn to control your language I guess at least you only lost the price of the ticket/card. :) and there's always next time!

applecaketree 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 14:13

I dread to think what you would have shouted if you'd won the jackpot!

tattooedcowboy 6

Saturday 28 May 2011 15:14

probly would of pissed himself

PurpleRae420 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 14:37

What a bunch of ****** prudes I CAN'T STAND prudes there ALL a bunch of annoying **** heads

CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 14:41

It's $50, not the lottery. Calm your britches.

fmlham 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 14:44

bingo still exists?

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