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Today, I arrived home to find I'd been broken in to. The culprit? An obese homeless man, who I found face down, unconscious, and surrounded by muesli bar wrappers in my pantry. He broke in, ate everything in sight, soiled himself, and passed out. The worst part? The cops don't even believe me. FML


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On 11/08/2010 at 10:36pm - money - by Jen - Australia

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"Ma'am, please tell your husband to get off of the ground and change himself. We need to continue this investigation."

#5 - On 11/09/2010 at 3:04am by DrAwesome

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I'm pretty sure once the cops get there and see a poo covered, crumby fat guy sleeping on your floor...they won't be able to deny it. :/

that would scare me immensely to come home to something like that.

#2 - On 11/09/2010 at 2:59am by PurplePigeon

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