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Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9319) - you deserved it (36917)

On 10/09/2010 at 5:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Why do people use the word 'retard' in that way? YDI for being ignorant and cruel.

#7 - On 10/09/2010 at 7:41pm by JillianlikesVogu

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haaa karma bit you in the ass big time

#5 - On 10/09/2010 at 7:40pm by ladybunny

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