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Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9265) - you deserved it (36709)

On 10/09/2010 at 5:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Why do people use the word 'retard' in that way? YDI for being ignorant and cruel.

#7 - On 10/09/2010 at 7:41pm by JillianlikesVogu

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and this is what happens when we through the word 'retard' around freely. what retard would carry that much money around loosely? no, you aren't retarded, you're an idiot.

#9 - On 10/09/2010 at 7:42pm by scooby_TAZ

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