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Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated cause I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone I realized my mind played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26661) - you deserved it (5155)

On 03/22/2010 at 7:20pm - misc - by someone72 - United States (Georgia)

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