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Today, I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night while counting my tips. The pennies stuck to my face and left large blue circles from the copper. The blue won't come off. I have my senior photos today. My appointment can't be rescheduled. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23289) - you deserved it (5791)

On 03/01/2010 at 2:15pm - misc - by uwbeautyqueen12 - United States (Wisconsin)

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its called makeup

#6 - On 03/01/2010 at 5:09pm by UKfan97

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no worries! most photographers are amazing at touch-ups, i should know since i am one! if not, there are programs you can use to edit them yourself. :)

#5 - On 03/01/2010 at 5:09pm by kiwibabe021

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