Work: Today, I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night...

By uwbeautyqueen12 - 01/03/2010 19:15 - United States

Today, I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night while counting my tips. The pennies stuck to my face and left large blue circles from the copper. The blue won't come off. I have my senior photos today. My appointment can't be rescheduled. FML

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Today, a buttmunch customer brought in $7 worth of pennies I had to count and roll. As I was putting them in the deposite box at the end of my shift, I fumbled and dropped the rolls. All but one broke, spilling their contents on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 09:43 - Canada

Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML

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Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

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Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 07:50 - United States - Tucson

Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 26/06/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML

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UKfan97 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:09

its called makeup

kiwibabe021 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:09

no worries! most photographers are amazing at touch-ups, i should know since i am one! if not, there are programs you can use to edit them yourself. :)

Comments

disney_blonde 16

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:25

Everyone is suggesting ways to fix it, but I want to know how you fall asleep on the floor face down in pennies?

kiwicutie_101 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:28

seriously... there is such a thing as makeup!

purplesucker 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:39

Foundation, great stuff for men and women. I know some women don't like to wear it (heck, I'm one of them), but sometimes beggars can't be choosers, right? And yes, there are men who wear it too sometimes, they just don't admit it.

wenderz16 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:40

haha damn! that really sucks. fyl

lazyandproud 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:45

Makeup!!! man or woman! tht wud have helped.

Papacujo 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:48

Are you narcoleptic, or just a really boring counter?

wearinsexypants 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:48

lie. any appointment can be rescheduled.

tha_xman 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:10

maybe you should stop being such a cheap bastard and just throw your pennies in a jar. who the hell gives pennies as tips or even counts pennies?! I'm sure Abe Lincoln appreciates your tribute to him though.