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Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6543) - you deserved it (25422)

On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

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