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Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6464) - you deserved it (78936)

On 04/08/2009 at 1:18am - misc - by jerkgirl (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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Why would you do that? Don't be a bitch. YDI.

#6 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:17am by LMFAOsabrina

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How much attention does it require to hold something and slowly pull down?

#1 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:03am by whatwhat

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