Miscellaneous: Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician...

By jerkgirl - 08/04/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML

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By random - 06/05/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML

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By sadcase - 12/04/2011 14:01 - Australia

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

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By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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By errints234234 - 13/05/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML

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By thejbarrick50 - 21/05/2012 02:29 - United States - Bergen

Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML

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By beatricesank - 23/05/2009 14:03 - Canada

Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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By cantcloselegs - 20/10/2013 12:39 - United States

Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML

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By ouchieouch - 07/01/2011 18:14 - United States

Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML

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No one will notice

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 10:00

Today, my girlfriend asked me to straighten her hair while she did her makeup, even though I’ve never straightened hair before. I burned a length of it off, because I had no idea what I was doing. It’s super obvious from the back, but she’s gone out already. I’m a dead man when she gets home. FML

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LMFAOsabrina 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:17

Why would you do that? Don't be a bitch. YDI.

whatwhat 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:03

How much attention does it require to hold something and slowly pull down?

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melovesit 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 13:10

the person doing ur hair is called a HAIRDRESSER not a beautician.............beauticians wax hair off ppl not fix the hair on your head!!!

lucie_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 13:11

YDI, We Know What We're DOING. We don't have to look constantly. I promise she wouldn't have burned you, but consitering you did it yourself. YFDI

c_R_07 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 13:34

i bet that hairdresser felt so satisfied when you burnt yourself...i know i would after someone was a bitch like that to me

lol_seriously 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 13:39

Totally deserved that, i bet she went in the staff room after you were gone and LOL'd at you with her collegues

ivdrscg 2

Wednesday 8 April 2009 13:42

straightener = flat iron both are right. and really? do it yourself? then why go to the salon in the first place. way to be a brat.

Atropos_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 13:50

Umyeah, you definitely deserved that. I'm sure she wouldn't have burned you but like someone else said, I would have done it on purpose.

ammali 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 13:51

That sucks, I hate when the person is too busy yapping on the phone or to her coworkers to pay attention to you. I had a hairdresser like that. Once. I gave her a small tip and never went back. Now the new one I found is great. Sucks for your ear though! Hope it heals quick and that you find a decent salon to go to. For all the people saying she's a controlling bitch... HELLO, it's HER hair, she has every right to have control over what's done to it! Hairdressers are people too and they can suck at their job just like anybody else...

arabesc 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 13:59

I agree with #28. I mean, sure, she shouldn't have grabbed the iron and tried to do it herself, but the hairdresser should've been paying attention in the first place. The OP clearly states that she asked THREE times, and while the hairdresser may have been the best at her job, or be capable of doing any work blindfolded-- or not, there's always that-- she was asked by a customer to do something. It's her job to follow. Least she could have done was put the customer at ease. I personally hate it when people yap over my head like I'm a doll.

rebelchild 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 13:59

wow. you're a bitch.

Chibi_fml 9

Wednesday 8 April 2009 14:00

Definitely YDI. Your hairdresser has probably done that a thousand times and could do it in her sleep. Unless she's being extremely reckless or something like that, you're most likely not going to get hurt. Well, that is, unless you start being a grabby control freak. Funny how that worked out.