By cantcloselegs - / Sunday 20 October 2013 12:39 / United States
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By  siberianhamster  |  17

Your nickname seems to contradict the FML.

  Enslaved  |  36

Everyone already knows that. And apparently I'm not "allowed" to like this song for A, B and C reasons. (Clones!) I'm not ashamed to admit that my guilty pleasure song list is about a mile long. :P

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