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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'd whacked off last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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Caught in 404p

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Caught

By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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Play it cool

By Fraser - 08/03/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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Jaxro 6

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:15

Why is it when people see hand lotion they automatically think of masturbation? I would have played it off as having dry skin.

SonicSophie 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:02

Hate to say it, but you deserved it!

Comments

SonicSophie 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:02

Hate to say it, but you deserved it!

dafakeslimshady 12

Monday 29 February 2016 5:20

Why? jerking off is natural. maybe he doesn't have a computer of his own. when I was 13 I had to use the family computer.

Jaxro 6

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:15

Why is it when people see hand lotion they automatically think of masturbation? I would have played it off as having dry skin.

jamesSIII 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 21:57

Agreed.

Stupidpeople 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:15

Its a fair request!!

carmel 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:16

Exactly right #2 But your mum has a great sense of humour! haha

AntiChrist7 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:28

YDI. not for looking at ****, but because you forget your lotion

trynightday 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:39

If it's a family computer, surely the fact that she changed the background to 'Please Do Not Watch **** on the Family Computer' is slightly more innapropriate? Unless she sat in your cumshot, then more power to her.

BabylonHunter 4

Sunday 11 October 2015 21:35

imagine if she did sit in his cum

Stay_beautiful 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:39

YOU SICK PERV! lol no I'm playin'..but seriously...dude..if you're going to perform such a vile act on something that isn't yours, at least remember to clean up the evidence. YDI