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Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML
Hey, he was sitting in the couch, right? So he was just proving your point.
How dare you say small things are for small people...
...and then he bought the couch
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015