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Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20251) - you deserved it (46761)

On 04/04/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - United States (New York)

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