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Today, I was anxiously waiting for the guy I had a crush on to pick me up for our first date. He shows up with his son, whom I never knew about, and takes us to Chuck E. Cheese. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19551) - you deserved it (3567)

On 02/05/2010 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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if it's only the first date, so what that he just now told you about having a child. that's usually when info like that is disclosed anyway. unless you've known him for a while. but still.... in my opinion, a first date is kinda soon to be meeting the kids. i prefer to wait until we're sure the relationship is going to last. kids get close to you, then get heartbroken if you suddenly stop coming around. it's sad!
i say F the kids life

#15 - On 02/05/2010 at 7:23pm by ipooprainbows

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I dnt really see a problem with this. sounds like a lot of fun but than again that's me.

#22 - On 02/05/2010 at 7:52pm by LilDarkAngel9014

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