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Today, I was anxiously waiting for the guy I had a crush on to pick me up for our first date. He shows up with his son, whom I never knew about, and takes us to Chuck E. Cheese. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28108) - you deserved it (5062)

On 02/05/2010 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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is that really a problem? better know now then later

#3 - On 02/05/2010 at 7:02pm by bladelix3

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I really can't think of anything more romantic than soggy pizza and a man in a sweaty mouse costume. the hyper kids and vomit hidden in the strangest places in the play place is just a plus.

#6 - On 02/05/2010 at 7:08pm by BadPinkKitty07

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