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Today, I left the iron and ironing board in my room. While I was at school, my mom decided to do some ironing, and did it in my room for convenience. The iron needed water, so she took a water bottle from my dresser and poured it in. It was my secret vodka stash, and the iron caught on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22232) - you deserved it (72386)

On 04/03/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by healey16 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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not so secret if it was sitting on your dresser now was it. fail.

#2 - On 04/03/2009 at 5:12pm by omg_18

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Wow, what a waste of a tasty beverage.

#1 - On 04/03/2009 at 5:12pm by Zerenade

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