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Today, I woke up with a cordless drill on my bed. The one I lent my neighbour last week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28618) - you deserved it (2345)

On 01/27/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Brummsta (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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looks like you've got a nosey neighbour. if she's a female, I say drill her if you know what i mean

#2 - On 01/27/2010 at 10:15am by tyrob911

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You are a heavy sleeper bro.

#4 - On 01/27/2010 at 10:27am by Anteezy

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