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Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML

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On 04/01/2009 at 10:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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why did you have to call the girl that you like to help you out in that situation? seems like you could have called anyone.

#1 - On 04/02/2009 at 6:14am by Truthbringer

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Good call, calling the girl you like...

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I bet *it* looked a bit bigger cause of the swelling...

#2 - On 04/02/2009 at 6:19am by Fidelis

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