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Today, a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while i was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl i like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen & with hives. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65651) - you deserved it (3645)

On 04/01/2009 at 10:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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