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By  DocBastard  |  38

I'm sure it was an orchid situation, but at least you rose to the occasion and didn't stay mum or lily-livered when you bought them. The good news is that she'll definitely forget-you-not. In a few daisies, thistle blow over, she will kiss your tulips, and all will be forgiven.

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  ceilingfans  |  1

Or you can send her a video of you singing along to Justin Beiber's baby while inhaling copious amounts of helium. After all, they say laughter is the best medicine. Then again, she might contract Beiber fever and have to go to the ICU.

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