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Today, I woke up to find my freshly dry-cleaned $200 suit not on my bed. Instead I found my drunk ex-girlfriend. Not only did she break into my house, she decided that she wanted to sleep in my bed and threw my suit into the trash. I have a job interview today and the garbage men already came. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27277) - you deserved it (2502)

On 01/18/2010 at 12:05pm - misc - by Sam (man) - United States (Virginia)

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I smell a restraining order...

#1 - On 01/18/2010 at 5:22pm by Maddoctor

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Question: why would you sleep with your freshly pressed $200 suit on your bed? Seems a bit counterproductive, but maybe that's just me...

#6 - On 01/18/2010 at 5:28pm by mouser103

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