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Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5414) - you deserved it (23317)

On 01/11/2010 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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