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Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9357) - you deserved it (38200)

On 01/11/2010 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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I'm probably the only freak who thought the most interesting part of this FML was the OP's use of the word necking.

Oh and your dad wins.

#9 - On 01/12/2010 at 3:51am by shananigans

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I don't know if I approve of you seeing this Jake guy in subject.

#4 - On 01/12/2010 at 3:10am by 24788

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